Brynlee and G came home from daycare yesterday, excited because Brynlee had a very good day. Apparently she has a 3-year-old boyfriend - an older man! In the bath last night, she confessed to me that he had kissed her. I think she blushed a little bit.
Then, G piped in with the "real story":
"She's telling you right mommy. Frank* grabbed Brynlee and kissed her. And then he SNEEZED all over her cheek."
Ah, true love.
*Names have been changed to protected the snot-nosed little kid who thinks he can defile my sweet baby.