Monday, May 04, 2009

If the walls had ears part 3

Bryn (while wearing a Santa hat): Ho ho ho. I have a long white beard and a penis.
G: That is NOT appropriate! Santa is watching.

G: I think the temple is where God's daddy lives.

Bryn: Look everybody! Look at my penis.
(?????? she likes to put toys in her panties so she has a "bulge")

Bryn: I only eat my boogers sometimes.
(we've made progress)

G (while looking at me after a run): You look cold Mommy
Me: I do? What makes you say that?
G: Its your boobies. They look like you're really cold.
(yes - she did mean what you're thinking. And no - I do NOT know where she learned that one!)

Bryn: Does Jesus have a penis?
(clearly this girl has a one-track mind)

And, for my very favorite comment ever, what Bryn said to Daddy when he took her potty inside the men's restroom:

Bryn: Look Daddy! That man has a penis just like yours! Only yours is bigger!

7 comments:

pithydithy said...

OMG, too funny!!! Finn is talking about penises A LOT these days. It usually goes something like this:

"I have a penis...I am touching my penis....Daddy has a penis....Mommy has a penis...I am touching my penis."

I usually do make the attempt to try to explain that girls don't have penises. What interesting conversations he would have with Bryn...

Kriss said...

I am laughing because when Brady has to pee badly he says, "My penis hurts." At the time it sounded like a good way for him to express he had to pee. One day he was jumping up and down in pain and I asked him, "Does your penis hurt, go sit on the potty." I wonder how well that will go at school with he starts pre-k. I get asked all the time if I have a penis (which he knows I don't) and when I say no he says, "Oh thats right you have mooses." He calls my boobs mooses for some reason and I have NO idea where he got that.

piglet63699 said...

That is too funny, straight out of the mouths of babes. Cole has started asking more about why I don't have a penis and what I do have. I have not come up with a good answer just yet, but it is funny having the talks with a 3 year old!

Julia said...

well at least they say "penis".

At my house it is:

"Mom, you have one wiener!!"
"No, Lan, I don't have one"
"Yes you have five wieners!!!"

And then picture legs apart with two fingers pointing. Boys are.....yeah.

I need to get back to blogging. i miss reading your posts!

Lynita said...

That is absolutely hysterical! I am laughing too hard about that one! I hope the other guy hasn't been crying himself to sleep ever since! ;)

carrie said...

Oh my gosh...I'm laughing so hard. Your kids are hilarious. I agree with your other friend..."At least your child says PENIS". :o) My favorite one was the story about Ben. I'm sure he loved that one. ha ha

Holly said...

hahah. too funny. Landon talks about his Penis a lot, but then again, he is a boy. The Santa comment seriously killed me!