Bryn (while wearing a Santa hat): Ho ho ho. I have a long white beard and a penis.
G: That is NOT appropriate! Santa is watching.
G: I think the temple is where God's daddy lives.
Bryn: Look everybody! Look at my penis.
(?????? she likes to put toys in her panties so she has a "bulge")
Bryn: I only eat my boogers sometimes.
(we've made progress)
G (while looking at me after a run): You look cold Mommy
Me: I do? What makes you say that?
G: Its your boobies. They look like you're really cold.
(yes - she did mean what you're thinking. And no - I do NOT know where she learned that one!)
Bryn: Does Jesus have a penis?
(clearly this girl has a one-track mind)
And, for my very favorite comment ever, what Bryn said to Daddy when he took her potty inside the men's restroom:
Bryn: Look Daddy! That man has a penis just like yours! Only yours is bigger!