Monday, November 17, 2008

If the walls had ears

The following conversations may or may not have gone on inside the walls of my home recently:

Mommy: Please get your toothbrush out of your bum.

G: Did you know that if you stick up only your middle finger and leave the rest of your fingers down that you don't believe in Jesus Christ?

Bryn: Can I eat salsa for breakfast please?

Mommy: Boogers are for blowing into tissues, not eating for dinner

Daddy (to the girls): I'll let you stay up late, but only if you want to play Rock Band with me. Otherwise, you have to go to bed.

Mommy: Princesses don't poop in their pants.

Bryn: My favorite part is when Gabriella and Troy dance in the rain.

Mommy: Please get your toothbrush out of your sister's bum

G: I would be sad if I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus

Bryn: I love to eat poison apples. Unless they are the poison apples from the middle of the road with ants crawling all over them. That is yucky.

Mommy: Don't sick your toothbrush in your nose!

G: I gotta stop eating this candy so I don't get fat like mommy.

Mommy: I'll let you stay up late to watch a movie, but only if you keep your eyes closed.

Bryn: NO! I don't want to eat more candy, I want more SALSA!

G: What? Daddy doesn't like football? I do NOT believe it!

Mommy: Toothbrushes don't go in your ear either.

Bryn: (as she was watching a Disneyland sing-along after being promised she could go to Disneyland after she pooped in the potty) Mommy, look at all those people who poop in the potty. Good job peoples!

Mommy: Way to go girl! We stick toothbrushes in our mouths. Only our mouths.

15 comments:

Brenda said...

LOL! I loved this post! Thanks for a good laugh.

kari said...

OH my HECK these are hilarious! I laughed at every single one! Thanks for the laugh today. My favorite was the middle finger one....where do kids learn this stuff???

Julia said...

Oh my gosh. I'm dying here. Maybe I don't have the only crazy family. I hope the bum tooth brush found its way to the trash!

Lynita said...

Oh man those poor toothbrushes! lol!

beeeeeeeee said...

Awesome! Thanks for the laugh!

Chelsea said...

So funny! :D

Megan said...

I Loved it.. every bit!!

Ruhiyyih Rose said...

LOVE THIS! Hilarious!! Oh my. I can't wait to have kids :)

Chillygator said...

Oh dear, what an adventure your house must be.

Tiburon said...

LOVE IT!!!!!

Holly said...

HAHA! That is too funny!

Omgirl said...

Oh, those are wonderful!

devri said...

Kids are so dang funny.

Jess T said...

Shhhh! Don't you know I am at work and cannot laugh that loudly?! Geez. What are you trying to do to me? Even if I am eating my lunch. :)

André said...

Did the toothbrushes go in the mouth after heavy sanitizing?