Thursday, December 18, 2008

Speaking of burgers

Apparently Whoppers are good. So good in fact, that a company has made a cologne that smells just like a flame-broiled Whopper. Its called: Flame by BK. And if you want, you can smell like one too.



If you don't believe me, just read these customer testimonials:

Chris from WV says:
This is the best chic getter ever. I can't beat the horny pregnant hoes off me. They smell me a mile away. Thanks for such a great scent trust me this is a great way to meat woman!!!

Chick Magnet from Hades, AL says:
At first I was a little wary of your product, I mean, I've tried other things to help maintain my "chick magnet" status, such as the infamous "wolf sweater" or maybe just a pair of hot pants, but I really was missing the ultimate compliment to my attire, the Whopper Flame. Now the ladies literally want to eat me, literally....if only they had the fry vat body spray as I'm tired of wearing 5 hour old "Big Mac special sauce deodorant" wearing off and smelling like milk left in the sun for 3 days. It's folks who create stuff like this that are the "real men of genius."

Amanda Creek from Virginia Beach Ink, VA says:
I received Flame in the mail two days ago....yesterday I wore it to work for the first time. As a tattoo artist, our tip amounts vary greatly..... but yesterday not one tip was less than $50!!!!! I know it had everything to do with wearing flame....... THANK YOU!




Now I know what to get my husband for Christmas. And at only $3.99 a bottle I should be able to buy a dozen bottles so that we never run out.

14 comments:

carrie said...

OK...That is just too weird. I can't imagine wanting Jason to wear cologne that smelled like hamburger. ha ha Maybe chocolate...or snickerdoodles....but not that. Too funny. I guess we all know what poor Ben's gonna get in his stocking this year, huh?? ;o)

Holly said...

Um, thats a great White Elephant gift! Too funny.

Najma said...

Ha ha... funny thing is when I was pregnant with my little girl, that was my #1 craving! Whopper Jr. since I didn't have enough room for a normal size Whopper. lol

Suzie said...

One word.... Disgusting!

Kristine said...

Yuck.

Rachel said...

gross! Though, if you've never had a Whopper and are aching for a burger, try the Whopper Jr-- all the great taste of a grilled burger (Down w/ McD fried patties!) without being so huge that you need your THanksgiving pants! I can't remember the last time I had a full sized Whopper-- though I did have the Jr kind yesterday!

downj said...

That is so funny. After I read your whopper post I saw this on MSN and thought of you!

Julia said...

I hate when my car smells like whatever lunch I happened to pick up. It gives me a headache evening thinking of extending that smell.

Heather said...

That just makes me want to barf. I remember the years when I worked as a waitress at a Mexican restaurant, I'd come home smelling like a burrito and fajitas. Ever since, if I ever catch a whiff of that place's food, I feel sick. So, basically, what I'm trying to say is why would anyone want to smell like food (with the exception of fruity smells)?! Blech! Thanks, though, for the funny post! You find the craziest things!

Omgirl said...

Mmmmm....I do love a good whopper. My husbnad might get more action if he smelled like one, who knows!

Lynita said...

I love the first testimonial, apparently only hoes go for the whopper smell! lol

Sandy Toes said...

Wow..I need to get myself a couple of these...Flame!!!
-sandy toes

tiburon said...

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

André said...

I've noticed I only get hit on by complete strangers after lunch at a greasy, smoky hamburger joint...